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SalesmanYes that is Mr. Haney of Green Acres fame, and now he works for us. We
have put him in charge of our "more experienced merchandise." He has
made a list, written descriptions, and priced things at what he thinks
they are worth. If you see something you like, don't be bashful, make
him an offer.
He is not always right! Check back often. Who knows what
he will come up with next...?

Aviation Electronics Inc.
Mayor Stoner had an airplane for a brief time but could not afford to keep it when the city refused to pay for half of it.

During the time when it looked like the Mayor could slide the airplane expenses thru under misc expenses…he had Cooter McPhee order this electronic ignition conversion for his airplane.

Made in Wichita Kansas it was supposed to be the best on the market. Nobody knows for sure how good it was because the Mayor had to sell his plane before Cooter had a chance to install the conversion.

So if you need a new in the box electronic ignition system for your airplane this fine example can be purchased for the low flying sum of $24.18 fob Clay Center Kansas. There is no warrantee or guarantee with this device or any other device the mayor may have owned or operated during his lifetime.

Wichita Electronic ignition system
Electronic Ignition system box

1959 Navigator Compass –
It happened on a Sunday afternoon, mayor Roy Stoner’s garage caught on fire. The fire department was called but failed to arrive. So for the next 30 minutes Mayor Stoner made constant frantic phone calls to the fire department to no avail. When the fire truck finally did show up it was to late, Mayor Stoner’s garage was a total loss.
So…at the next city council meeting Mayor Stoner presented this compass to Chief Johnson and asked that it be installed in the fire truck so that the chief would not get lost on the way to the next fire. Chief Johnson’s response was not fit for a family newspaper. Meanwhile…the compass (said to be a 1959 model) is brand new and still in the box complete with instructions. So if you have someone that you would like to send in a new direction, this compass can be yours for the straight ahead sum of $62.97 fob Clay Center Kansas.

navigator compass

1951 Book from Fort Lupton Colorado
When Mayor Stoner went on vacation he stopped off at the local Chamber of Commerce in Fort Lupton Colorado. He toured the town was given a key to the city along with a 21 gun salute. He told his city council he was spreading good will. What he was really doing was taking a vacation at taxpayer’s expense.

You as a taxpayer can own this incriminating vacation tour guidebook with pictures for the already taxed sum of $21.19 fob Clay Center Kansas.

Fort Lupton, CO
Fort Lupton, Co book inside

Gates Belt Sign
This Gates Automotive belts sign hung in the oil change bay of Cooter McPhee’s garage for more than 20 years. He moved it there from its former location on the wall directly behind the front counter. That happened at the demand of the Dayco Belt Rep who had just signed Cooter up for a sales contest. This sign can be yours for the no contest sum of $24.18 fob Clay Center Kansas, and you can hang it anywhere you want!

Gates Belts sign

1947 Amateur Radio License Manual
This 35-page book explains everything you ever needed to know about applying for an amateur radio license. It was written by the American Radio Relay League and is a perfect companion to the 1942 Edition of the Radio Amateur Handbook offered elsewhere. If you bought the 1942 edition of the radio amateur handbook it would have taken you about five years to get your radio done and working so you could then apply for a license. At $14.31 fob Clay Center Kansas this book is a bargain and you are guaranteed to get your license on the first try.

radio license handbook
radio license inside

Massy-Ferguson Shop Manual
This manual covers the Massey – Ferguson Models MF-135, MF-150, and MF-165. It is in good original condition and can be yours for the sum of $16.10 fob Clay Center Kansas. Please note that no government payment subsidies apply.

 

Massey-Ferguson Shop manual
Massy-Feguson inside

Mileage Minder
This is the last remaining example of the twenty some examples purchased by the Mayor during the last city budget crisis. He had them installed on all city vehicles as a cost cutting measure. As soon as the crisis was over they all disappeared except this one which you can own by sending $48.07 fob Clay Center Kansas to the city clerk with “Mileage Minder” clearly marked on the envelope.

Mileage minder

Upper Cylinder Oiler
This upper cylinder oiler was bought by Mayor Stoner for his refreshment business. He had this oiler installed under the hood of his car so he could provide samples of his Ag beverages (corn liquor) samples to prospective customers. Impounded as a result of the Mayor’s DUI convection the oilier in question was recently ordered to be sold by the chief of police. You can buy it with a clean record for the sum of $24.10 fob Clay Center Kansas.

Upper Cylinder Oiler
Upper Cylinder Oiler box

1958 Pratt Kansas Directory
This book from Pratt Kansas is dated 1958 and has numerous pictures of the city at that time. It also has business listings including The Chuck Wagon Restaurant, Pratt Livestock Commission, and Trout Motors to name a few. If you were thinking of going on vacation why not buy this book and then take that vacation… and go see what is left of the town. Where else can you buy 186 pages of Pratt Kansas history for the thrifty sum of $19.41 fob Clay Center Kansas.

Pratt Kansas Directory
Pratt, KS directory inside

 


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