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SalesmanYes that is Mr. Haney of Green Acres fame, and now he works for us. We
have put him in charge of our "more experienced merchandise." He has
made a list, written descriptions, and priced things at what he thinks
they are worth. If you see something you like, don't be bashful, make
him an offer.
He is not always right! Check back often. Who knows what
he will come up with next...?
1939 Ford Truck Grill
We have here a very fine example of a 1939 Ford truck grill "respectfully acquired" from a truck once owned by the Mayor of Hooterville. As you can see it is in fine original condition and includes the "proper" outside stainless steel trim. You can own this one of a kind example for the embarrassingly low sum of $250, fob Clay Center Kansas. A true bargain, if there ever was one.

Ford grill front

1920's Goodrich Tire Sign
This porcelain sign, advertising Goodrich Tires (measuring 18 x 58) was once located on the stadium fence across from the dugout at the local ball field. Many of our best major league players warmed up before a game, by pitching towards this sign. It has served many a season taking the hits in stride. Willie, out third baseman would try and "touch-up" the sign, covering some of the hits, to no avail. But with three losing seasons in a row it has been decided to plow up the ball field and plant watermelons. A sign with this much character is priceless. But you can buy it today for the modest sum of $65.00 fob Clay Center Kansas.

Goodrich tire sign

Southwind Heater
Having personally experienced the bone rattling chill of a cold January night, while making my way home from a friendly evening of cards, I can certify that the South Wind heater shown here, is without question one of the finest working examples ever offered for sale. It once heated the floor board of my truck so well, I cooked two eggs "over easy" next to a half pound of bacon, on the way home from the Saturday Night Social. I am offering this one of a kind fine example of an on board South Wind heater (with accompanying state issued egg turner) for the honest sum of only $25.00 fob Clay Center Kansas. I am almost ashamed and embarrassed to offer such a quality example at such a low price.

Southwind heater: sold
1937 Touring Card Game
Back in 1934 Cooter Mcfee finally got married to the widow Johnson. Because Cooter was working for the state at the time as the result of a previous business adventure, he and the new Mrs. never got to take an official honeymoon. So Cooter sent his bride this brand new 1937 edition of the “Touring” Card Game so she could pretend to go on a honeymoon until the real time came. The new Mrs. Mcfee failed to see the humor in the situation so the game was seldom played. If your wife had better humor than the widow Johnson this edition of the Touring card game can be yours for the honest sum of $65.84 fob Clay Center Kansas, no questions asked
touring card game

1940’s Polaroid Sun Visor
Mayor Roy Stoner had this sun visor installed on his personal car at the city’s expense. He said it was necessary because he often had splitting headaches early in the morning on the way in to the office. The bright sun he encountered caused him great distress and impaired his ability to conduct official business. Mayor Stones has passed on now and if you are suffering from the same headaches, as was the Mayor, this visor can be yours for the shady sum of $27.80 fob Clay Center Kansas.

polaroid visor
polaroid visor

Eaton Rear Axle Overhaul Textbook
This was yet another of Cousin Billie's 1958 school adventures. Not much to tell here. If you need to learn about Eaton single speed rear axles, here is your opportunity and for the honest sum of $11.80 f.o.b. Clay Center Kansas.

Eaton Rear Axle book

Spotlight
This working spotlight came off of Police Chief Willabee’s police car. He took it off and kept it when he retired even though it was city property. He no longer has any use for it so it can be yours for the public sum of $46.81 fob Clay Center Kansas with the proceeds going to the Police Department’s equipment fund.


spot light

Accessory Stop Light
Uncle Oscar sold three dozen of these accessory stoplights to the city… to be installed on all city vehicles. He said it was a safety issue at the request of Police Chief Johnson who later denied any involvement in the project. Only about half of the accessory stoplights ever got installed, the rest mysteriously disappeared forever. This is the only remaining example and it can be yours for the sum of $22.81 fob Clay Center Kansas, paid to the city clerk before noon on Friday.

stop light

1968 Road Runner Horn
Cousin Billie bought a new Road Runner in 1968 much to the shock of the whole town who always thought he was a “died in the wool” Chevy man. He immediately took the “Beep Beep” horn off of the car and replaced it with a set of air horns from a diesel locomotive. The local railroad engineer was more than a little disappointed to loose his air horns but was glad not to have the Road Runner horn installed on his locomotive as a replacement. So here is cousin Billie’s left over new Road Runner  “Beep Beep Horn which you can own for the quiet sum of $205.10 fob Clay Center Kansas.

Road Runner horn
Road Runner horn

1/16 Scale Harley Police Motorcycle
Police Chief Willibee turned in a request annually for a police department motorcycle during city department budget time, which infuriated the mayor who saw no need for a police motorcycle. After 15 years of repeated requests the mayor had enough, so he went out and bought the chief a police department motorcycle and here it is complete with working siren and flashing lights. If you want to make the mayor and the chief of police both happy buy this police motorcycle for the arresting sum of $37.64 fob Clay Center Kansas 

Harley Police Motorcycle

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