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SalesmanYes that is Mr. Haney of Green Acres fame, and now he works for us. We
have put him in charge of our "more experienced merchandise." He has
made a list, written descriptions, and priced things at what he thinks
they are worth. If you see something you like, don't be bashful, make
him an offer.
He is not always right! Check back often. Who knows what
he will come up with next...?
Under dash Kleenex Holders
I present here... three of the finest examples of automotive tissue dispensers, ever offered for sale to the public. For those in the upper, well to do classes I can provide a fine example of a tissue dispenser with the Cadillac crest proudly displayed on the face, for all to see. For those accepting more modest surroundings, I offer the example with the "R" crest proudly displayed on the face. If your sir name begins with "R" this is the example for you. If not but you drive a Rambler or any other make of car that begins with "R" this example is also for you. Finally for those dealing with more modest means, I offer the plain polished example suitable for most any application. Owning one of these fine examples is possible for the respectful sum of $45.00 each fob Clay Center Kansas. Purchase only the example, that best represents your true rank and station.

Kleenex holder
Kleenex holder
Kleenex box

Military Taillights
Cooter McPhee has had these old taillights hanging from the rafters of his automotive repair shop for the better part of 20 years. He says they serve as a reminder of the night when the local National Guard had a Thanksgiving dinner at Mayor Stoner’s house, and the government truck they arrived in got stolen and ended up in the duck pond at the public golf course.

Nobody knows who borrowed the truck or how it ended up in the duck pond. We do know the government bought the National Guard a new one. We also know Cooter McPhee has these taillights for sale. $51.45 fob Clay Center Kansas will buy them no questions asked.

military taillights
NOS Antique Battery Tester
Cousin Billie’s uncle Oscar ran the local auto parts store for more than 30 years until his untimely death, the result of an industrial accident. He tripped on a beer bottle and fell down the front steps of the local tavern. He had this new battery tester at home in the garage and it was never used. He did use the box it came in to hide a whiskey bottle from Billie’s Aunt Doris. You can own this unique unused example of automotive history, (without the box) for the closing sum of $37.67 fob Clay Center Kansas.
battery tester
battery tester side
Fram Oil Filter Sign
This sign was displayed at the entrance to the service bays of the local Chevrolet Garage for many years, As you can see if had suffered some damage in the corner, the backside being worse than the front. One Monday morning when everyone came to work, the sign was on display as usual, but was damaged. "Nobody" seems to know what happened to the sign over the weekend it "just got that way…" It was left on display on purpose after that, the thought being, that the guilty party would eventually come forward. Nobody ever did. This Fram sign and bracket can be yours for the honest sum of $23.67 fob Clay Center Kansas.
Fram oil filter sign

fram oil filter sign back

1937 Chevrolet Booklets


Cheverlot booklets

WWII Jeep Blackout Light
When the National Guard hit town one weekend, Billie’s cousin Raymond decided he wanted a souvenir from their stopover… so he “acquired” this blackout light from the General’s Jeep. He never got caught but the theft sure caused quite a local stir and greatly embarrassed the Police Chief and Mayor. Everybody involved in the incident has passed on now… so you can own this souvenir no questions asked for the sum of $46.93 fob Clay Center Kansas.

WWII Jeep Blackout Light

1920’s Aftermarket Car Radio
 This is a hummer of a deal. This old radio is complete with the control, knobs and dial that connect to the remote that is designed to mount up under the dash. The control is connected to the remote via cables, which are there and work. The dial moves and the knobs are in pretty good shape for their age.
If you want to own one of the most unique car radios found anywhere… be the first to send $19.85 plus freight, to the address on the order form.

Remote Radio
remote control

Wooden Steering Wheel
This wooden steering wheel hung on the wall behind Cooter McPhee’s parts counter for more than 30 years. Nobody knows what it came off of and frankly nobody ever cared.  $44.81 fob Clay Center Kansas will buy it, and then you can look at it daily just like Cooter did.


wooden steering wheel

Dodge Speedo
This is the speedometer out of the Dodge Ambulance once owned by the city and driven by Chief Johnson’s nephew.  Both the chief and his nephew have passed on and this is all that remains of the Ambulance. The speedometer is type 3850 serial numbers 504385 and is in original working condition, which is more than we can say about the ambulance.

If you have a use for this well mannered speedometer send $19.64 F.O.B Clay Center Kansas to the address on the order form.

dodge speedo
1942 Edition of The Radio Amateur’s Handbook
This 288-page book covers most everything you would ever need to know… and a few things you need not know… about building and operating an amateur radio. This edition was found in the city’s old civil defense office, and is now for sale for the amateur sum of $24.18 fob Clay Center Kansas.

radio handbook
radio handbook inside

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